If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true and that is unacceptable.
- “Queen in the river and warden of Minisa Tully’s lady parts” - lockhartroad
- “if you want the best about the lady stark in your dashboard, you’re in the right place” targaryenhouse
- “hi i’m alwine my name is fabulous just like myself i like catelyn stark, catelyn stark and don’t forget about catelyn i’m a really fabulous beauty princess of house tully & westeros and all” -anonymous
- “Hi im Alwine. You could also call me Cat Stark’s #1 fan and if you think I’m not you’re wrong. Also Huddy and Harry Potter 5ever and I have the prettiest hair. So basically no one is more awesome than me.” ms-obsessive-compulsive
- “hi im alwine and im flawless and beautiful even tho i dont think i am” - lisaedelstein
- “Hi I’m Alwine, CATELYN STARK CATELYN STARK CATELYN STARK CATELYN STARK CATELYN TULLY CATELYN STARK OMG EDMURE CATELYN STARK TROUT BBYS CATELYN STARK LYSA OMG FEELS CATELYN STARK. Thanks for following!” - damnthatdownton
- “hi, i’m alwine, je suis avec fromage, tots french, and diogo is the best thing ever” - caatelyn
- “I am a creature of chocolate and Camembert and sweet croissants. There is an emptly place where there should be breakfast” - denaerys
- tumblr user ladytully is the anakin skywalker to my darth vader, the bright side to my dark side, the fish to my zombie, it is known.
“it is going to take some really excellent sex for me to give up my relationship with my laptop.” decent words of wisdom, a book written by my favourite minnie mouse slash northern wife slash viking princess, mari (i love her more than cucumbers and my peach flavoured shower gel - it means a lot)
- the fish are the strong ones, tully
- also i am the mother of trouts and i will take what is mine with duty and honor (clearly)
that’s it, that’s the about me
